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File name: TURISTISENZACODE_ENG.rtf
File Id: 574D1C5E-F475-4FB3-8E86-A0E2A4903825
Date: 2023-02-27T09:26:33
Software: PANDORA
Device: 5033E021
Film Info: TURISTI SENZA CODE
Other Info: eng
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Do you think
there's a bathroom here? 

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Need to pee?

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No, I just...

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wanted to wash my hands.

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- For real?
- Yes.

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Dunno, go take a look.

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I don't want to go in with dirty hands.

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Are you a surgeon?

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- So what now?
- Just wait.

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She sent me a pic
from the Thai cooking class,

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they're eating like horses.

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This morning she was whining
about having gained 5 kilos...

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No shit, all you do is eat!

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Understandable.

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When you're at a resort
with free food and drinks...

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- Right.
- It happens.

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You didn't gain weight?

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Have you ever seen the coral reef?

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I read an interesting article
the other day,

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it said for every year of marriage
you gain one to two kilos.

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I've been married for 15 years,

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so I should’ve put on 15 to 30 kilos.

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But I'm careful.

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Your Valeria is careful too,
she keeps herself in shape.

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Yeah.

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Hey...

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how long will this take?

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Because...

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we should be back
at the resort for lunch. 

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We'll buy a few trinkets
on the way back to make them happy.

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How are things with Virginia?

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I noticed a little tension.

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I think something is up.

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Why?

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She never leaves her phone on the table.

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Maybe someone
is just sending her messages... 

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- Please...
- Or something.

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Whatever.

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Women are ruthless.

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And in bed?

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We fuck.

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Then things are fine.

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She has scroto-skin.

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Know what that is?

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- No.
- Here...

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Her skin is sagging,
here, here, and here...

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Well, she is 40 after all.

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So what?!

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If you want my advice,

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don't probe.

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Not so sure.

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What's your plan?

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It pisses me off.

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Better to be pissed off than divorced.

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Think of your daughter.

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Daughters always end up
taking the mom's side.

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I bet she's had suspicions
about you too. 

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Do what she does, suck it up.

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That guy is a weirdo.

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He's batshit crazy.

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- Think he comes here every year?
- Dunno.

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He moves around,
he said he has different contacts.

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Hope they're good.

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It stinks like onions
and garlic in here.

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This place grosses me out.

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You expected the Sheraton?

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- No.
- Then chill the fuck out.

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- He travels alone, isn't that odd?
- No.

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- No?
- And before you ask...

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he befriended us because we're cool.

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He probably felt lonely and
we're the only Italians at the resort.

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If Valeria and Virginia find out...

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You really are a pain in the ass
this morning. 

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You should've gone to the Thai
cooking class with them instead. 

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We're having an hour of R&R,
just for us, okay?

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What if I walked...

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- Where?
- To the resort.

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Done.
Mission accomplished, awesome! 

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I am speechless, guys.

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Go, before you wuss out.

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If you wuss out,
you're a dumbass. 

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- Go on.
- Go.

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Go in. There's a plate on the right...

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- For the money.
- Go.

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That's how it works.

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Champ.

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Worthwhile?

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Totally.

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Even if, son of a bitch...

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- I'm already itchy.
- Why?

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I'm fucking allergic to latex.

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- No way!
- My skin feels raw.

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- That sucks balls!
- Literally.

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What do you usually do?

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If I can, I pull out.

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Or go with girls on the pill.

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You know...

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- Full speed ahead!
- Gross, let's go outside.

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He's going strong.

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He's hammering down.

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Damn, it's hot.

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Hello, miss.

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This latex business
causes a ton of problems. 

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- But you have to be careful here.
- For sure.

105	00:07:01:21	00:07:05:01 
Some people are in worse shape than me.

106	00:07:05:05	00:07:08:04 
Theirs gets chafed to death in Italy.

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Chafed from jerking off though!

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What's your total?

109	00:07:14:14	00:07:17:17 
- Of jerk-offs?
- No, dumbass! Of fucks.

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- Never thought about it.
- I'm at 2,500.

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2,500. They call me
the Venetian Playboy! 

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You've fucked the world, man.

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Listen...

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Listen to your buddy.

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He's going at it, really hard.

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- He played shy...
- Shy, my foot.

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Know what we call guys like him?
Slicksters.

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Sly ones are the worst!

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Ever seen his dick?

120	00:07:50:08	00:07:53:08 
You must've seen it once.

121	00:07:53:12	00:07:56:13 
In the locker room,
after a soccer match... 

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Enough about Sandro, or I'll freeze up.

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She knows how to unfreeze you, dummy.

124	00:08:02:00	00:08:03:08 
Hope so.

125	00:08:06:08	00:08:09:02 
Are you and Boy Wonder co-workers?

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We're college friends.

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Some friend... are you happy?

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Without me,
what would you have done?

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Visited all the temples
hand in hand with your wives?

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I saved you.

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I'm Christ the Savior.

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- Here he is.
- Our champ... Your turn.

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Pino...

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Strike while the iron's hot, go!

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Go hard
with your southern passion. 

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Go, Pino!

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Well?

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Hug me, I'm your mentor.

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Are you satisfied?

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Catch your breath
then tell me about it.

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Damn, it's hot out here.

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Well... in there too!

143	00:08:56:07	00:08:58:15 
You're all sweaty like an eel.

144	00:09:00:05	00:09:02:19 
What the hell, are you puking?

145	00:09:02:23	00:09:04:19 
What did she do...

146	00:09:05:12	00:09:07:16 
did she shake you up?

147	00:09:08:02	00:09:09:18 
Holy shit.

148	00:09:21:10	00:09:23:01 
Want one?

149	00:09:24:01	00:09:26:00 
Must've been the breakfast.

150	00:09:26:04	00:09:27:11 
Come here.

151	00:09:30:04	00:09:32:03 
Tell me all about it.

152	00:09:33:14	00:09:35:21 
So you like spanking?

153	00:09:36:17	00:09:39:19 
I heard you going at it like...

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I don't want to talk.

155	00:09:43:17	00:09:47:08 
Come on, open up and share!
We're a team now.

156	00:09:47:12	00:09:50:08 
Am I your mentor or not?

157	00:09:50:12	00:09:53:13 
- I said I don't want to talk.
- What's your problem?

158	00:09:53:17	00:09:56:12 
I won't tell anyone, relax.

159	00:10:22:18	00:10:25:20 
Listen to Pino,
he's banging away.

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In full gear.

161	00:10:28:21	00:10:30:21 
Hey, what's your problem?

162	00:10:31:01	00:10:33:01 
You're all tense.

163	00:10:33:10	00:10:34:13 
Hey...

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worried your wife will find out,
is that why?

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Listen...

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We'll dive into the pool
when we get back. 

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Women know how to turn a blind eye
when they want to. 

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Plus, this is the 21st century.

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What's the big deal?
Everyone has an open relationship!

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Speak for yourself.

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I'm fine and dandy.

172	00:11:00:01	00:11:03:09 
I feel free, without a care,
totally liberated,

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no thoughts, no stress, no nothing.

174	00:11:06:14	00:11:09:06 
Know what my father
used to say to me?

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Enjoy it now while you can.

176	00:11:12:15	00:11:14:03 
He was right.

177	00:11:15:11	00:11:17:15 
- My dad said the same.
- See?

178	00:11:17:19	00:11:22:00 
Plus, we work all the time,
why feel guilty over a vacation?

179	00:11:22:04	00:11:24:08 
Are you nuts, man?

180	00:11:31:17	00:11:33:09 
No more beer left.

181	00:11:37:01	00:11:38:20 
I'm dying of thirst.

182	00:11:39:10	00:11:41:04 
You're not thirsty?

183	00:11:41:17	00:11:44:06 
Not thirsty, not hungry, nothing.

184	00:11:47:21	00:11:49:03 
I get it...

185	00:11:49:18	00:11:51:13 
You think you're better than me?

186	00:11:54:08	00:11:56:00 
You're not, buddy.

187	00:11:56:04	00:12:00:08 
You're just like me,
absolutely identical, one and the same.

188	00:12:04:01	00:12:07:11 
What the heck? Already done?
How can that be?

189	00:12:07:15	00:12:09:07 
- Half price?
- Fuck you.

190	00:12:09:11	00:12:12:07 
He's pleased!
I want a refund.

191	00:12:12:11	00:12:14:17 
He's so pleased.

192	00:12:14:21	00:12:17:21 
Let's get some drinks on you, moochers.

193	00:12:18:01	00:12:19:19 
I'm dying of thirst.

194	00:12:20:03	00:12:22:08 
Is Sandro coming or not?

195	00:12:22:12	00:12:24:09 
Yes. Drinks are on him.

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He wants to marry her, he's in love.

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TOURISTS

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Subtitles:
Laser S. Film s.r.l. - Rome